The Google Meme
by Jenners • 02/23/2009 • Life, Silliness • 41 Comments
Some of my favorite bloggers have been doing this meme (Mel, Diane and Dan), and the results were so amusing that I thought I needed to have a stab at this whole Google meme, which involves asking Google what you need using your name — in my case “Jennifer Needs. (Oops … my true name has been revealed! Did you ever in a million years think my true name was Jennifer? After I so cleverly disguised myself with my alter ego Jenners?) Anyway, once you ask the almighty Google what you need, it will tell you. Let’s see what Google thinks I need, shall we?
Jennifer needs…a Smack Daddy. Well, being a white suburbanite over the age of 40, I had to ask Google what a Smack Daddy was so I could determine if I really did need one. According to the Urban Dictionary (note to self: bookmark this page. It’ll keep you hip with the kids.), a Smack Daddy is: another word for Big Daddy, a person whos keepin it real, a friend, Barack Obama. Well, what a wide range of options for me! I can always use a friend, so I will accept this Google. Thank you.
Jennifer needs…to play by the rules. Is this about me not following directions for blog awards? Well, get a grip, Google. I think you are overreacting a bit.
Jennifer needs…to give birth in the next week. Well, aren’t we a little pushy, Google? And just how do you expect me to pull this off exactly? Ooooooohhhhhh…what was that shooting pain and the water all over the floor? Maybe this will be doable after all.
Jennifer needs…to accept that she’s gained what looks like some major pounds. Screw you, Google. Screw you.
Jennifer needs…a cold shower. Why? Because my major poundage and impending childbirth experience isn’t getting me any action?
Jennifer needs…a shave. OK, Google. That is a really low blow. I’ve posted about how my Slavic heritage has resulted in a few chin hairs and the need to wax above the upper lip regularly but a shave … I am officially insulted.
Jennifer needs…a cane. Well, my knee has been cracking when I walk up the stairs but I think I’m doing just fine, thank you very much.
Jennifer needs…your support. I certainly do after the vicious insults hurled at me by Google. Weight gain, shaving … where is my Smack Daddy now?
Jennifer needs…a mortician. OK, now you are scaring me Google. What do you know that I don’t? I don’t like this meme at ALL!
Jennifer needs…a Tony award now and she’s a triple threat. I certainly will be — I’ve got me the Honest Scrap award and the Kreativ Blogger award so the Tony should make it complete. Oh, Jennifer Hudson, you mean Google? No…that Tony award shall be mine — all mine! Didn’t you just love me in Cats?
Jennifer needs…a muzzle. A muzzle? Like what a DOG wears? Are you saying I’m a dog, Google? Our relationship may be over. I’ve had enough of your insults and ominous threats. I’m going to break up with you and do all my Internet searching with Ask.com.
Jennifer needs…to have a session or two with a therapist. Well, after this meme, who could blame me?
Wow, Google wasn’t exactly nice to you was he?
Very funny! Don’t think I did not go immediately, and put my name in to find out what I needed. However, I am NOT going to share what I found out…so humiliating!
okay, i am not superstitious or anything, but i’m a little bit worried for you!
let me know if it’s a boy or a girl. or twins.
smack daddy! Ha!!
Love this meme!
Hello Jenners,
I’m posting my Google search today. My blog is http://www.soyezlabienvenuechezmoi.blogspot.com
Thanks for the great idea!
I’ll go with J. Cosmo and say be careful what you ask. The Great Google can be mean and nasty at times.
Too funny! But my, Google needs to learn some manners, don’t you think?
Is it me, or is there only one measly ad on your blog?
This post was a riot. I’ve never heard of this google thing. Out of curiousity, I’m going to go do this for myself and have The Great and Powerful Google tell me what it is that I need. I will check out Janana Bee tomorrow after I’ve had a chance to get some sleep. Her name is fun to say, and we have similar styles in what we like to read, so I’m sure I’ll think she’s awesome. And, she’s got a really sweet giveaway going on, so how can I pass that up?
A Smack Daddy, huh? Interesting….never heard that term before!
Jill needs….a hot bath and a good read. Think I could pay Google to create that one for me?
This MEME always cracks me up and I will say that google is wrong at the muzzle!
This is a very cool blog!
I enjoyed my visit!
Laughter and smiles are great!
Thanks for sharing.
Ahahahahaha! That is HILarious. I am going to do that immediately.
Google can be SO RUDE…
Sheeesh! Google has some nerve.
Google is insane. That is all.
I love these memes! Girl! I bookmarked Urban Dictionary about 6 months ago because I couldn’t understand what anyone was saying on message boards anymore! When I did my google needs, I had to sort through all the Mel Gibson ones from his crazy drunk night a couple of years ago and all the comments about Mel B from the Spice Girls being on Dancing With the Stars and having Eddie Murphy’s baby! That took some time! I was going to write comments, but decided to just put them in story form instead. Now I wish I’d commented because yours and Diane’s are great!
Jennifer needs…to be careful what she asks!
Google is vicious! I’m so sorry that you’ve been picked on in every way possible today!
Yours are so FUNNY! I think the funniest one I had was that I needed therapy.
Don’t know why but this meme did not deliver much for me… oh well. Your list of needs was hilarious and your responses even more so… Very amusing. I’d need a therapist, too, if I had to justify needs like yours…
I have seen this meme going around and I’ve not tried it yet. I might have to go type my name into google now just to see what comes up!
BTW I ADORE the Urban Dictionary but you REALLY don’t want to do a meme using it lmao..um, I know because I did one on MySpace and
oh my @ the answers. It was a great laugh though!
Speaking of (comments).. apparently I can’t say enough today. I did your iPod meme this weekend, on my long trip in the car, and will post soon (AND will link back, bien sur!)
Love the google meme so now I am off to try it….
Wait.. this post WASN’T a session with (90+) therapists?! This is much cheaper!!
Love the Google meme. I’m off to check out the highlighted blogger, comment whore that I am..
Haha, I love this Google meme. Yours were all kind of mean. Mine were seriously all sexual. Heather needs so good loving. Heather needs a big … … just imagine. Because seriously, Google has a DIRTY mind.
LOL! I love it.
Google sure is pushy. Give birth in a week?
LMAO! OMG seriously I think I peed my pants
Hilarious meme!! It is always so much fun to come by your blog and have a nice chuckle to keep my day going!
So funny!!! I’ve been meaning to do this one. Now if I do it, I’ll just look like I’m trying to be a cool kid like you guys..
Thanks for the laughs. Google’s a bit of a jerk, I see.
Funny meme. Proof that sometimes google gets it wrong.
Hey thanks, second sister for the shout out! You are awesome.
I haven’t seen this one before, really fun!! I am off to check out Janana.
Too funny! This is a great meme. I’m going to try it.
Hooray for Janana and her 200th post!
LOVE this meme! I hadn’t thought to ‘respond’ to each need. I’ll have to steal the idea and try it tomorrow
Screw you Google! AHAHAHA
K… when I read your first comment, I read ‘low’ and not ‘lot’… I must have Monday eyes, too
“Screw you, Google. Screw you.” Hahahahahahahaha. I have to say, though, had I gotten your list, I’d be saying the same! Although Google did tell me I needed to die (that’s pretty harsh), the rest of my list wasn’t quite so insulting! Funny stuff, my friend (as always!).
Oh crap – that was supposed to be low blow, not lot blow – sorry -it’s monday.
Love the google meme. Although, I totally agree that a shave is a lot blow.
Happy Monday.