Me: “Are you sure? I just made the Little One’s sandwich with it.”
Him: “I’m sure. I looked everywhere.”
Me: “Did you really look? I know it is in there.”
Him (emphatically): “I looked everywhere. It is not in the closet.”
At this point, I questioned myself. Did I put it in the freezer by accident (as I am sometimes known to do while daydreaming)? My husband is the type who is ALWAYS right so I came running to look for the missing bread. Here is the closet where the bread is kept. Can you find the missing bread? I found it in less than 2 seconds.
To his credit, my husband was sheepish and a bit embarrassed.
Me: “You know that your punishment is that I have to post this on my blog.
Him: “Yeah….I know.”
Note To Self: Why is everything slanted to the right in the closet? Also, the closet is a bit of a mess. Perhaps someone should do something about it. Oh, housecleaning elves, come here! I need you!