Position available for a 10- to 12-year-old boy. Requires experience with Transformers toys — Stages 2 and above. Must be able to transform toy from Autobot mode to Vehicle mode within 5 minutes. Instructions provided (if needed). Your pay is the joy of a 4-year-old boy who wants to play with the car in Vehicle mode and the satisfaction of being able to do something that two relatively intelligent adults in their 40s could not accomplish despite hours of hard work and printed instructions. Room and board provided until 4-year-old tires of toy and transforming skills are no longer needed or 4-year-old learns to transform toy himself — whichever comes first.