Thursday = Mama Kat’s Writer’s Workshop
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This week I’m choosing prompt 5, which basically asks you to sum your life in 45 words — inspired by a man who wrote his own obituary.
This prompt cracked me up because, earlier in the week, I was thinking that my epitaph should be: “Here Lies Jenners … She Never Did Lose That Baby Weight.” (But, to be honest, my kid is going to be 5 soon so I guess I can’t get away with calling it “baby weight” anymore. It is just plain fat.) So here you go — my 45-word (+ or – 3 or 4 extra), self-penned obituary.
Jenners never did lose that baby weight, but she died happy and fulfilled anyway. She read a lot of books, enjoyed writing and never regretted staying at home to watch her son grow up. She married a good egg, and they always took time for vacations.