Game 10: Goofy Porn Movie Titles
by Jenners • 10/30/2009 • Fun and Games • 24 Comments
On Monday, I challenged you to come up with (or research) ridiculous porn movie titles. I thought this would be the perfect game for Mischief Night. I’m so looking forward to seeing what you came up with. Here are some that people submitted already, as well as some I came up with.
From my friend Jaime (big-time musical theater star):
A Bigcummer Night’s Cream by William Skankspeare
From my blogging buddy Sometimes Sophia:
The Son of a Gun Also Rises (Porn for the middle-aged, Va-va-va-voom set? Weak, I know…)
Orifice Space
Dodged Balls
Ghost Bustiers
Bruised Almighty (…for S&M aficionados?)
From me:
Indiana Bones and the Temple of Poon
(Bob Pussy’s) All That Jizz
Bang Her Like Beckham
Titty Titty Gang Bang
Juan Blew Over Coco’s Breast (by Ken Easy)
Transgenders: Revenge of the Tucked
The Curious Face in Benjamin’s Butthole
Sperms from Endowed Men (I think the rest of the titles were pretty obvious but this one is supposed to be based on “Terms of Endearment” … just so you know.)
Now it is your turn! Mr. Linky is below. (But if you don’t want to post this kind of filth on your blog, feel free to put your ideas on the comments.) I do shudder to think what kind of horrible terrible people this post is going to bring to my blog though!
Lord of the Cock Rings
Throbbin’ Hood
Star Whores-The Empire Fucks Back/The Return of the Handjob/The Bone Wars In Diana Jones and the Temple of Poon
When Harry Ate Sally
Orgasmo
Good ones!
I'm still laughing, laughing, laughing, laughing…
Some very funny and tit-tilating titles!
Titty Titty Gang Bang is great, as everyone has noticed.
Great post idea, btw
LOL! I love Titty Titty Gang BAng!
You really do need to get a job, good thing Princess Katelyn and Nurse Hailey don't read this filthe. See you soon.
I can't wait to see what kind of traffic is headed your way from now on!
Congrats, Jenners! You won the Monday Madness writing prompt this week!
You cleaver, cleaver girl! Thanks for the laughs!
Oh man, this kills me! So funny! What does it tell you about our since of humor if you knew that this is the first time I have sent a link of your blog post to my husband.
I don't think I can write any of these on my work computer, but they are Hilarious!
Titty Titty Gang Bang!
BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
A Bigcummer Night's Cream
FAVORITE by FAR!!!
I linked up. I wonder how many followers I'll lose with this one?
Okay, I am a bit unsettled by how much fun I had coming up with these:
Ray Dickbury’s Something Wicked This Way Cums
It’s a Wonderful Snatch
Dr. Strangelove: Or How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Anal
Screwin’ in the Rain
A Street-whore Named Desire
Orson Wellhung’s Citizen Bang
Too fun.
You are one creative lady! I am totally laughing over some of your suggestions.
Perhaps your talent is wasted on this blog. Has Eden Fantasies read this post yet?
I dropped the ball on this. My head hurts. No puns intended.
Here's my contribution
When Harry Banged Sally
Ocean's 13 1/2 inches
Space Balls
This was harder (no pun intended) than it seemed at first. These are my contributions
This is Spinal Tap That Ass
Snow White and the Seven Whores
Princess Wanna Poke-e (Princess Mononoke)
The Maltese Strap-on (The Maltese Falcon)
Hrm. Would anyone actually want to see these do you think?
Titty Titty Gang Bang? Cute. Juan Blew Over Coco's Breast? Hilarious.
But I think Shlong Day's Journey into Night is my favorite so far. I think Frank Miller could write the screen play for this one. It has a grandeur and an epic quality.
Thanks for this most amusing game.
Jenners – I only came up with 1! Lame, eh? I hang my head in shame…
OMG these are so funny….I told the hubs about it and all he kept bring up with Octomom going into the porn industry and she'll be making her debut with 8 men! LOVELY!
Great Ejaculations
A Tale of Two Titties
The Scarlet Pimp, Er, Nell
Midsummer's Night Wet Dream
For Whom the Balls Toll
Bonfires of the Vaginas
My Turn to Screw
A Cock was Orange
The Thirty-Nine Shtups
Shlong Day's Journey into Night
I feel so dirty! lol
Fun game – Wish my brain was working but I gotta try!
The Return of Sure-Cock Homes
The Harlot Let-Her
Twenty Thousand Hunks Under the Sheets
La Cage Oh Follow Me
Gigilo on the Spoof
Mama Me-Ya!
The Mound of the Choose Prick
David Cop a Feel
She'll be Cummin' around(and around)the Mountain
A Tail of Two Titties
Dorothy Ties the Wizard in Gauze
Jewels-Ye-Us Seize-Her
Oliver Twisted
Rebecca of Suck-a-Cock Farm
Mary Pops Twins