General Review of the Sex Situation
Woman want monogamy;
Man delights in novelty.
Love is woman’s moon and sun;
Man has other forms of fun.
Woman lives but in her lord;
Count to ten, and man is bored.
With this the gist and sum of it,
What earthly good can come of it?
And, as a little bonus, my favorite Dorothy Parker “joke”: You can lead a horticulture, but you can’t make her think.
Oh, Dorothy, I wish I had just 10% of your wit!