1.) Write a mock interview with a celeb of your choosing. Take advantage of having the power to make it go however you dream. (inspired by Jessi from Shuggilippo)
So here we go with my exclusive interview with George Clooney.
George: Right back at ya, Jenners! I read your blogs EVERY DAY—all my friends do. We don’t comment because we like to keep a low profile, but Brad [Pitt] and I were just talking the other day about how freaking hilarious your Girl Scout badge post was!
Jenners: Wow! I’m amazed.
George: Oh you’re all the rage in Hollywood. I know Judd Apatow has been madly trying to get in touch with you to work on a screenplay. In fact, he asked me to give you his number. And while I’m at it, would you sign this glossy 8×10 of your profile picture that I printed out?
Jenners: Why certainly….if you’ll sign my DVD of Ocean’s 11!
(Both chuckle and sign the respective items.)
Jenners: So, George, tell me: you get better looking every year. What is your secret?
George: Proactiv … and lots of exercise.
Jenners: Proactiv? Really … that stuff that Jessica Simpson hawks and I see at the mall kiosks?
George: Yes … the very same. The stuff is amazing! I can hook you up with a year’s supply if you’d like to try it.
Jenners: I’d love that, but my contract forbids me from accepting free gifts from my interviewees.
George: I’m sorry to hear that. Who else have you interviewed?
Jenners: Well, there was that interview with Mr. Grossman of Mr. Grossman’s Ice Cream Emporium, but you’re my first bona fide celebrity interview …
George (interrupting): Jenners…I can’t keep it from you any longer. I’m madly, passionately in love with you. Seeing you in person, you’re about a million times more beautiful than I ever imagined. And your mind? I was already in love with it from reading your blog. You’re so witty and amazing and such a pure soul. I’ve never committed to another woman because I’ve always been waiting for you. Is there any way I could convince you to escape with me to my place in Lake Como?
Jenners (standing up and gathering things): Let’s go … I’m outta here!
I totally need to work on my red carpet look.
(And yes … I know I have a Face in Hole problem. I’m working on it.)
Note: I wrote this little “comedy gem” off the top of my head. It came out really strange, don’t you think? I mean what is up with Proactiv?? Sometimes I don’t get myself. Of course, you knew where it was going once you saw the prompt and saw who I picked to interview, didn’t you? Yeah … I’m nothing if not predictable. Do you think George Clooney will ever somehow see this post? Probably not … but a girl can dream, right?