Another new week and I still have no post ideas. Why is my muse missing in action? Is she on vacation? So I’m forced to answer another question from a reader. This time, the question comes from Grace’s Mom who asked:
If someone was to make a made-for-tv movie about your life, who would play you, Mr. Jenners and The Little One?
Oh … this is fun! I love casting fake movies. It always shows you how deluded you are about your own appearance! Now, you can see my photo and Mr. Jenners in the masthead but, due to security restrictions imposed by Mr. Jenners, you cannot see the Little One’s face. (This is one of my great regrets because what mother doesn’t want to show off her adorable offspring?)
So I’m going to try this two ways. One is where I pick the actors and actresses based on who I’ve been told we resemble in “real life” and then I’ll use this website that supposedly tells you what celebrity you resemble. (I did this once before with bad results so I’m curious to see if things have changed.)
Now, I’ve been told I resemble two famous people at different times: Bette Midler and Linda Hunt. And Mr. Jenners swears I look like Laura Innes from ER. I disagree with all of them!!
Other than we are both short, could play men and wear glasses,
I don’t see it. Bette Midler
We both have squinty eyes and big noses… but then I don’t really see a resemblance.
Oh My God … I totally see it!!
I’m married to the Master of Horror!
and you have the man I married!
He has a Spock-like mind too.
But let’s see what the “experts” at MyHeritage.com think. They have this fun little program where you can upload a photo of yourself and then see who your celebrity matches are. Last time, I was told my celebrity match included Janeane Garafolo and Madonna. (OK… and Jack Osbourne.) So how about this time?
Are you sh**ting me?
My biggest match is Gary Oldman???????
And who is Kevin Mitnick???
But Yoko Ono? I love it!!!
Thinking I should change my name to Gary,
P.S. Oh … and if you decide to get yourself degraded by MyHeritage.com, I totally want to see the results!! I SHALL NOT be the only one insulted in this manner!