Meet Paco!
by Jenners • 06/07/2010 • Mr. Jenners • 23 Comments
The Little One and his friends entertained themselves the other day by making paper bag puppets. Then, when I woke up Saturday, I found that Mr. Jenners had gotten into the act and created his own paper bag puppet. Meet Paco!
PacoHe speaks Spanglish with a guttural voice that I find disturbing
Paco turned out to be quite a ladies man and immediately went on the prowl. I rebuffed his unwanted advances … but not before he tried to stick his tongue down my throat!
Paco Puckering Up to Kiss MeHis mustache and goatee scratched me before I was able to slap him
Paco cares about good grooming and his hair. He likes to get a haircut every month to keep himself looking attractive for the ladies.
The Back of Paco’s Head
Just as attractive from the back as the front (or so he thinks)
The Back of Paco’s HeadJust as attractive from the back as the front (or so he thinks)
After I rejected him, Paco went on the prowl in the kitchen. After rejecting a grocery bag (“too wrinkly!), Paco found his lady love and quickly impregnated her. Apparently bags gestate quite quickly as, before I knew it, Paco’s girlfriend was giving birth on our couch.
WARNING: GRAPHIC BIRTH PHOTO
Do Not View If You Can’t Handle
Photos of Bags Giving Birth
Paco Watches His Girlfriend Giving Birth
Do Not View If You Can’t Handle
Photos of Bags Giving Birth
Paco Watches His Girlfriend Giving Birth
I’m happy to report that Paco, Zipolina and Zippy are doing fine.
The Happy Family
The Happy Family
So if you wake up one night and hear paper crinkling next to you, beware … it just might be Paco!
Feeling a little creeped out by my husband’s horny puppet,
Okay this post…. well what can I say but awesome! And after the birth pictures my husband recently took, i can handle these ones
I swear that each and everyone of my comments to you could always start off with LOL!
This post is no exception! You are a funny woman my friend!
LOVED the birthing scene, but them, I seriously like being offended.
LOVED the birthing scene, but them, I seriously like being offended.
Hilarious. Weird, but great. Love the way your mind works. Must be fun to be a fly on the wall at your house.
Paco "bagged" himself a real live "bag lady!" Buahahahahahaha!
Classic! (Paco, that is, not my lame attempt at puns.)
haha thats too funny!!
Creepy – in a totally hilarious way!
I can't imagine what it must be like to live with the two of you. You're obviously perfect for one another
Haha, this is just too funny
I just hope that Paco isn't a lady's man and impregnate other bags. Before you know it, your house is going to be full of his baggy spawns.
Only at your house.
Thank God.
That was too much. LOL
Well, what a cute little family there: Paco, Zipolina (GREAT name!) and Zippy. I'd say you pretty much have it in the bag (heh heh)!
I, too, am a little weirded out by Paco, but your husband just earned himself a Girl Scout badge for creative arts and crafts!
Following now, just so I can read more about the adventures of Paco and family. : )
Looks like Paco may be a permanent fixture in your house!! Thanks for sharing your hubby's arts and craft time with us
He has a very "interesting" imagination!
O. M. G.
(I'm surprised that zippy didn't inherit Paco's well groomed hair)
your mind is a very scary – and terrifically funny place!!
Oh man that was a great laugh!
::snort::
quite the artistic fella you have there!
I'm a little creeped out by it too. Animated dolls are freaky enough but paper bag puppets – that's over the top!
slightly creeped out, but still laughing. particularly at the ziploc bag in childbirth. nice.
YOU are a goof ball! i have a great
big, goofy smile because of you. i
am also a little offended by your
graphic birthing photos.
you redeemed yourself, however, by
describing paco's disturbing guttural
accent.
funny lady!
Oh dear Lord … the things they come up with … hoot!
That was awesome. Epic win right there. Mr. Jenners is hilarious. Just allow me to feed his ego even more!