The Little One+Potty Humor+Bathtub Crayons=
by Jenners • 11/13/2010 • BB/The Little One • 77 Comments
His masterpiece (at least the words are spelled right)
Should I put these in his baby book?
"Mommy, I learned how to spell this because we did words that end in -ack at school!" Oh joy!
Breaking out of the potty humor for a little bit of Halloween drawing.
The joys of boys … especially ones who think the word “poop” is hysterical and write it on their own.
Time to clean the tub I think!
oh the joys of boys! if only they would stay that age and not become surly teenagers! put a brick on his head!!!
It is so hard for me to imagine my boy becoming a surly teenager … but I’m sure all moms think that!
You’re son is HILARIOUS! I think it’s cute despite the poop and the pee topic.
PLEASE … do not encourage him!
Lol! Okay this is 100% hilarious. Good thing those crayons wash off
True that … or we’d have trouble selling this house with a bathtub permanently marked with this stuff!!! : )
Oh that’s great! I can’t imagine what my little guy will write when he’s older.
I’m sure you’ll see this and much much worse. Good times, good times.
Hysterical! (But then I do have a boy.)
And I love the way the pee is on the floor and not on the toilet! So typically true…
Sadly, it is very true. Ugh.
hahahaha that was awesome! And would make a great ad for washable markers lol
I’m sure the Crayola company would love to feature his work!
These are too funny! I love that he even knows how to spell toilet.
I’m such a proud mama! : )
Don’t kid yourself, little girls find the word “poop” hilarious as well. “Butt” frequently sends my 9 year old into giggle fits. Sigh.
I suggest you save these photos and bring them out at an appropriately embarrassing moment, such as his first date or on Prom Night.
This “disease” extends to little girls as well? I did not know that!!! : )
The word “poop” IS hilarious. What are you talking about?
It is funny … but it loses its charm upon the 1,334,235 saying. (At least for me it does.)
Can’t decide which is funnier… the post or some of the comments! But the post certainly got the comments going! Thanks for a good laugh and break at lunch time =)
I hope the “graphic” nature of my son’s drawings didn’t cause you to lose your appetite! : )
Yes! YOu have to save these photos to terrorize him with when he’s a teen and becoming obnoxious, lol. Boys indeed!
It was lucky I did this post when I did because yesterday he added an even more graphic drawing … giggling hysterically the whole time.
I am keeled over laughing at this. Very Creative. Monet move over.
PS I listened to a J. Patterson novel AGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Now I know why you LOATHE him.
HAHA! Another convert to the “I Loathe James Patterson” Club. Together, we can do virtually nothing to stop him.
What does it say about me that I laughed uproariously over these drawings?
That you are a 6-year-old boy?
lol!! You’ve got a budding artist there.
You should have seen tonight’s drawing … poop coming out of a butt! Be happy I already did the post before this creation!!!!
LOL! Best use of bath tub crayons yet!
I’d love to see what your whippersnappers could whip up with these! : )
An author in the making? Thank goodness for bathtub crayons – felt-tip markers would have been so much more difficult to remove.
The other plus is it looks like a rainbow melted in the bathtub when I clean it.
Whoops, I meant “budding”!
He’s a bugging Picasso! Funny how kids love “dirty” words.
This is just one of his artistic potty creations. There was a whole poop and pee dance the other day … complete with jazz hands.
Hilarious! Now we know why Captain Underpants is such a popular series for boys!
I think the author must have young sons!
Believe it or not, there comes a time when you miss the antics of little boys. They go off to college and move on with their life…and then you get grandchildren and it starts all over!
I guess I believe you … I’ll treasure these drawings. ; )
this needs to be a double spread in a scrapbook. I love it, and when he grows up he’ll never believe you.
And now I have evidence! In fact, at least 50% of my blog is evidence to be used at a later date!
Boys NEVER will outgrow the delight in potty humor btw, just so you know! I think that you should show his teacher these pics. Then she will know what a great job she is doing!
I’m sure she would be as proud as I am!!! : 0
Our boys are SOOOO obviously the same age. The other day mine grabbed the back of my pants, pulled back and said “mom, can I see your butt crack”. Dear lord.
Dear Lord is right!!
That’s one talented boy you have there
Any comedy material with the word poop in it is a big hit in my house too.
Feel free to print out the post and pass it around to your crew! HAHA!
Yes, I am afraid it is not a phase….it’s just called being male. Over the last 18 years there have been many moments when I’ve asked myself, “And you wanted a boy because?!” Overall, though, strange as the male child can be, I wouldn’t have traded for him for all that girl-drama for anything. (Plus I got to feed all my tom-boy tendencies by being a leader for him during Cub and Boy Scouts!)
You have a good point. I’d take potty humor over girl drama any day.
That’s extremely cute, in a somewhat disturbing, little-boy-humor sort of way! I’m quite impressed with his proper spelling, I must say.
It is impressive in a twisted kind of way.
I think he’s almost ready for Captain Underpants books…the ultimate in potty and other bodily functions humor.
Yes … I think he is ready. The thing is, I am not.
LOL! Now I know what I have to expect in the next year or two. Thanks for the warning
You’re so welcome. It will be so fun for you!
Hilarious! I love the butt crack picture. And I definitely think you must include all of these pictures in the baby book. Perhaps you should have an entire baby book on the side of the “proper one”.
Great idea .. the “Dark Side” baby book!
yes, I would put that in his baby book. He’ll get a good laugh over it as he grows older. They actually never grow out of enjoying potty humor . . .
You and other commenters are confirming what I suspected … this is not a phase.
I can assure you they never outgrow it. And if I’m going to be honest, I do my share of laughing at it, too!
I do too … sssshhhhh. Don’t tell. It takes away from my Stern Mother Act.
This is great! I love that you photographed it so he can have a copy of her artwork long after it’s been washed from the tub and his memory.
I’m starting to feel nervous for the potty humor that will crop up in the forthcoming years. Can you believe T Rex is almost 3? I think you were following us since before he turned one. Time goes by way too fast.
I found myself taking a photo of a leaf and rock T Rex found on a recent walk for me. It’s just the little things with kids that gets us through the long nights and potty accidents, right?
How are you? How’s the job treating you?
It has been that long? Wow!!! Times flies, doesn’t it? Your potty humor is just around the corner … and I’m sure I’ll be here to read all about it.
I’m loving my job actually … it is just enough.
Very artistic. I have a feeling he will be famous someday.
Yes … I can see it now: cartoonist for Poop Fetishist Monthly.
This is just the beginning, my friend. I have a 10 1/2 year old. You retinas might burn at the sights I’ve seen. *shudder*
Oh dear. I’m afraid … I’m very afraid.
Those are so funny!
Sometimes I get all proud because I think my boys have grown out of it and then reality comes crashing down. Yesterday my youngest (6) thought it was the best thing ever to bend over next to me and holler “toot cannon” and then let loose.
It was funny and creative, but boy did I let him know I really didn’t want that to happen again. Pew!
I must never let my Little One read this comment. (Now that he can read … I don’t need him getting these kind of “great” ideas.)
All boys love the word poop, and yes, it will be a looong time before your little one outgrows it.
I was afraid of that.
The Little One is quite creative. I love the scary jack-o-lantern. My two boys, 8 and 6, love potty humor too. It drives me crazy!
When do they outgrow this????? If I judge by Mr. Jenners, I have a sneaking suspicion the answer may be “Never.”
Never! My husband never really got into the potty humor, but his mother was pretty old school. My brothers, on the other hand, taught my kids a thing or two and they are 25 and 32. My older brother introduced them to the fart app on his iphone. Ugh!
Oooohhhhhh NNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Yes, but who taught him that butt has two t’s? It took me years to learn that!
I must confess, I was asked before I realized how this knowledge was going to be used.