Some days I sit down to write these
witty pieces of genius blog posts, and I’m just plumb out of ideas. (Shocking, I know!) Rather than wait until inspiration hits, I meander around the Internet until I find something that amuses me or inspires me. Well, I hit a goldmine when I stumbled across a site called Warpcore SF. Enjoy the results.
From the Paranormal Romance Plot Generator:
He’s an invincible shapeshifter. She’s an ogre with a drink problem. But she thinks he wants to eat her. Will they find love?
A whore is woven into a tapestry by an evil dragon. Will her lover recognize her and change her back?
He’s a rabid elemental. She’s a fairy with hives. But she suspects his motives. Will they find love?
My Attempt: He’s an overweight vampire. She’s a wood sprite with splinters. Can they overcome their differences and find love?
Another of My Attempts: He’s a one-legged hobbit with a drinking problem. She’s a bulimic princess with genital warts. Will their offspring—a new breed of reptilian fairies with attitude problems—save the world?
From the Prophecy Generator:
Forsooth! A bear will refuse a cheesemonger. The world will crack. The sword bearer will light a ant.
A hedgehog will question a scientist. Hands will fall off. The hammer of the gods will leave a elephant.
The knight will carry an amulet of clay, and she will be destroyed by hazelnut.
My Attempt: Harken! A child will be denied a toy and a tantrum will rock the world. Legos will fall from the sky after a Toys R Us plane explodes over a suburban backyard. The child will be mollified.
Another of My Attempts: A husband will fail to notice a wife’s haircut. Crying and resentment will ensue. Sex shall be withheld.
From the Monster Generator:
He is a kleptomaniac orc with a mean streak. He is 1323 years old. He was once a mortal. He was borne away as a child by a mob.
She is a rabid poltergeist with a brutal left-hook. She was once a frog. She prefers to live in urban areas.
Your monster is a kleptomaniac mermaid with a tail. It is 1324 years old. It is attracted by chaos and has only one weakness: toothpaste.
My Attempt: She is a chubby housewife with a fondness for chocolate. Every month for a period of seven days, she morphs into a vengeful banshee who cannot reason.
Please tell me this post inspired you to some silliness too! If it did, please share.