Although I am perpetually sluggish, I’ve never drunk coffee. The other day, I decided to try coffee for the first time to see what it was like and to determine if it would help give me more energy. Mr. Jenners, who I suspect knew what was to come, suggested that I try drinking it black first to see if I liked the taste. The fact that he had his camera out and was ready to document my reaction should have clued me in something was amiss, but I didn’t make the connection. So, I present to you, my reaction to my first taste of coffee.