Since this series of posts has dragged out longer than the actual cruise, I figured it was time to wrap it up with the rest of the alphabet. By the way, I’ve included links to three videos. However, since I’ve never used many videos in my blog before, I’m not 100% sure they will work. I hope so … one of them includes the accidental nudity I’ve been teasing you about.
R is for Rock Climbing Wall. I was doing great until I reached a little sticking out part and it was all over.
S is for Snorkeling. (I’ve been putting this post together for an hour now and have nothing more to say about this.)
T is the Three-D Movies, which they showed every day on the ship (including Madagascar 3!)
U is for Ungodly Amounts of Food, which we ate at breakfast, mid-morning snack, lunch, midafternoon snack, dinner and evening snack. Trust me, you will NEVER go hungry on a cruise.
V is for Vitality Spa, which is a gorgeous two-floor spa facility with exercise classes, spa, salon … and aggressive therapists who told me “You’re getting old now. You need collagen. This costs $145 but you need. Also this cream for $75. And this balm for $80. And this extra special super duper anti-aging cream for $95.” This pushy sales stuff was a real turn-off and eroded the relaxation of the massage I’d just had.
W is for (inflatable) Water Park. Let me tell you, this thing is NOT made for adults. I felt (and looked) like a beached whale in my attempts to get on the various floating things. A video of me wallowing on a floaty thing like a hippo should appear when you click the link below.
X is for X-Rated Surfing. Since this isn’t a “mature” blog, here is the PG-13 version of the clip where I fully exposed one boob during my Flowrider lesson.
Y is for “Yes, I’ll have some extra chocolate croissants.”
Z is for Zip Line, which you can find 9 decks above the Boardwalk. I was the first to ride on our cruise, which didn’t get me a t-shirt, medal or applause. Click on link below to watch my entire zip line ride!