Favorite Spam of the Year … So Far
by Jenners • 02/04/2013 • Randomosity • 41 Comments
I’m still recovering from the family wedding this past weekend (so much fun … BB was tearing up the dance floor, which was so so so hilarious) and having trouble getting into blogging mode. So I thought I’d sink as low as possible in the “putting little effort into a blog post” area and share with you my favorite spam of the year so far. What this has to do with getting me to consider buying Dr. Dre’s headphones, I have no idea but it just cracked me up. I’ll try to come up with more content soon, but I’m sorely missing my blogging mojo. Hope I find it soon! Until then, you’re stuck with drivel like this.
SpongeBob SquarePants is really a water sponge just who seems to be just like a real house sponge. She life in reference to his furry companion snail, Gary the gadget guy, at a two-bedroom, totally furnished pineapple. She enjoys his or her job for a “burger” location called the Krusty Krab, where exactly the guy delivers Krabby Patties. He will be a constructive sponge just who usually seems to be on your advantages for daily life irrespective of his or her authentic skill when traveling himself and the like within sweaty situations. Even if his or her best friend, Ike, is really a starfish, SpongeBob is a authentic star of one’s assortiment team for underwater figures.
Spongebob and Gary … but no “Ike”
Omg. These spammers sure are creative!
Hahaha.
Spam and a cartoon! Hilarious
My spam never comes with cartoons. Lol. Hope your blogging mojo comes back soon.
I never get comical spam like this. Maybe I need to write about a authentic star of one’s underwater team. I love your drivel!
Oh, I see your Dr. Dre’s headphones and I’ll raise you how to stop snoring:
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Or, if you’d rather, you can have an online payday loan, which is longer, but a tad repetitive:
“Poorness to hold a few minutes in much states. This is apprehensible. Withal, just about are unscheduled to charged on successfulness benefits, much as: 1. You be at affair 18 years old -You should experience an hand brake assumption, which is preserved by the investor. He/she can do is pay payup. Online payday loan psychological feature to break a few minutes in or so states. This is apprehensible. Still, any are unexpected to be on successfulness benefits, such as: 1. You be at matter 18 period old -You should take an parking brake fundament, which is retained by the loaner. He/she can do is pay payup.”
I’m a fan of the “fastidious urging,” not to mention a “parking brake fundament”!
(This is the only type of comment I get this days!)
(Oh dear, I think I just spammed your spam!)
loo for my blogging mojo while you are at it too, would you?
Will do. I hope I find it soon.
Ha ha ha!
In the meantime, you really must get started with Wolf Hall and Bring up the Bodies by Hilary Mantel. Highly recommended!
I know … those books are on my very long TBR list.
I don’t even know what to say after that!
I hear you.
gotta love sponge bob
Mr. Jenners and I used to watch the show before BB was even born.
Wow….just, Wow!!
It is almost a work of art in a way.
Ok. I have no idea why someone would try to convince you of the merits of Spongebob Squarepants, but the fact that they did it in an almost incomprehensible way delights me and makes me laugh. And just what “sweaty situations” is this person referring to? Oh, Jenners, this is the goofiest thing I have seen all month!
I know!! Totally goofy. Yet it seems like someone went to some trouble to craft this. Why?
Why do I never get spam like this? Not that I’m inviting anyone to do so of course.
I usually don’t get spam this good or entertaining. It must have slipped through somehow!
Oh man, certain spam is a joy to read isn’t it? My favorites always start out with “Your blog is so informative and awesome” or some other complimentary phrase. Sadly, they always end with CHECK OUT MY SITE Enlargeyourpenis.com
I know!!! Or they express their concern about my search engine rankings. I just love the awkwardly worded ones the most though.
Jenners, I’ve missed you! I haven’t seen a post for a while, have you not been writing as much or are you somehow ending up in my spam folder? Talk to me, sister!
I’ve definitely not been writing as much … but I might be ending up in the spam … with Spongebob. Come to think of it, I don’t think I’ve seen your posts either. Maybe we somehow “blocked” each other! By the way, I saw you on TV the other day in a promo for that kitchen show!!
I used to love reading my spam, but I get SO MUCH of it now, I don’t have time to read it all! Alas… (well, I don’t think I’m missing much! LOL)
I hear you. If I have less than 30, I’ll at least scan it to see if a “real” comment slipped by as it sometimes does. But if I have 240 spam messages, I just delete it all.
More details about the wedding? Sounds like quite a fun affair. I did not understand the SPAM so I suppose that is the point of SPAM.
The wedding was a blast. BB danced the night away — burning up the dance floor with his unique moves. I felt really proud to be his mom. He just let it rip and had so much fun. It was just a casual fun family wedding with good food, good people and a night I’ll alway remember because of watching my boy lose his inhibitions and have a great time. He has rhythm too!!
Jenners, I’m sure your blogging mojo will return soon. In the meantime, go watch some cartoons.
Sometimes something silly leads the way to good ideas….
Perhaps Spongebob is the answer!
Wow- was that person smoking something when they wrote that?? Too funny.
You gotta wonder! I suspect English is not their first language either.
Ummmm…I think I’m missing something here?
Glad the wedding was fun!
This was one wedding I wish I could go to again. Seeing BB dance was such a joy for me.
Glad the wedding was fun and poor spongebob indeed! He’s in spam now? Is no one safe? lol
Is nothing sacred???
Are they insinuating that the headphones are waterproof? And Spongebob isn’t a good spokessponge – he has no ears to speak of.
Spokessponge … love it!
poor sponge bob! he’s used in everything now! Hope the wedding was fantabulous
Wow, now that I’ve read that, I MUST go buy some headphones!
And I also! That’s some powerful advertising!
I know! Makes you want to buy anything associated with this kind of skillful writing.