Writer’s Workshop: Inside the Mind of Romeo
by Jenners • 04/18/2012 • Romeo and Juliet, Writers Workshop • 60 Comments
A Writer's Workshop post that looks inside the mind of Romeo the Pup.
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Read more →Thursday = Mama Kat’s Writer’s Workshop Participate, read, comment! This week I’m choosing: 5. Your friend tells you he can pick up any girl at the bar, no matter what he says. You bet him $100 he can’t. Create the world’s worst pick up line and send your friend off into the crowd. What...
Read more →Thursday = Mama Kat’s Writer’s Workshop. Go and participate. Go to read. Just go already. This week, I’m choosing Prompt 2, which involves writing about 10 things I can do in three minutes. Can you figure out which one of the 10 is a total lie? Run a mile. Plunge my family into financial...
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Read more →A Writer's Workshop post about something that bothered me this week.
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